Two ounces of broken tortilla chips One large, medium-strength red chilli One tablespoon olive oil Half a large red onion One clove of garlic One teaspoon of dried oregano Two slices of jalapeno chillies (optional) Three large tomatoes (Or, four tablespoons of Salsa, instead of the above 7 ingredients) One ounce of grated cheese Four large, organic eggs Two tablespoons of vegetable oil Freshly-ground black pepper