Perhaps I should say at once that the "Meteorological Hazard" was sunburn - an unheard-of effect for a May Bank Holiday weekend in the English Lake District.
I've been camping for a few days in the Lakes. I took Sebastian (then 9 years old) and another boy (Rory). (This is a quid pro quo, since Rory's parents took Sebastian to their place in Spain for a couple of weeks during the last school holiday.) Tracey, who has more sense in these matters, declined the opportunity for a weekend on a campsite, and instead took herself off to Hoar Cross Hall, a Health Spa and Hotel.
Now, I've been to the Lake District before. It's usually very predictable that it will be wet and windy, so I packed plenty of warm and dry clothes. Mistake - big mistake! I should have brought more shorts for sunbathing. Still the boys had a great time - the fun of sleeping in a tent, plus loads of other kids to play with on the campsite. Then there were the added attractions - the beach (and ice cream), the swimming pool, the steam train ride, the aquarium, the climbing frame (and more ice cream!). I also bought a cheap kite, which was fun, since it was windy enough to keep the kite flying for hours - the string just held down by a tent peg!
So, I came back suntanned - at least in parts - and with certain muscles aching slightly. I'm not sure what unusual activity caused the aches - maybe it was sitting cross-legged more than I usually do, or maybe I can blame the football, ball games, cricket, etc.